Make your day with a little humor from our collection of funny power jokes. Whether you’re looking for a laugh or just want to brighten someone’s day, these jokes are sure to do the trick.
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Jokes about the Power of Words
Do you know the power of words? They can make you laugh, cry, think, or even motivating you to do something. Here are some funny power jokes to brighten your day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes about the Power of Persuasion
Power is the ability to influence others. And what better way to influence others than with laughter? Here are some jokes about the power of persuasion that are sure to get a chuckle out of even the grumpiest person.
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
-How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just talk about how dark it is and how they would fix it if they were in charge.
-How many salespeople does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes him three visits to make the sale.
-How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one lawyer, but you need four to five witnesses to back him up.
Jokes about the Power of Knowledge
Q: What’s the best way to describe the feeling of being hit by a truckload of books?
A: Like being hit by a truckload of books!
Jokes about the Power of Money
Money is the root of all evil. – Unknown
What’s the difference between a rich man and a poor man? – A rich man has more money. – Unknown
How can you tell if a politician is lying? – His lips are moving. – Unknown
What’s the difference between a banker and a cold? – A banker knows when its time to stop screwing you. -Unknown
Jokes about the Power of Love
What’s the difference between love and electricity?
-Love doesn’t shock you.
What did the power plant say to the other power plant?
-I find your lack of voltage disturbing.
Why did the light bulb break up with the power socket?
-They just weren’t making any current.
Why did the boy rub his penny on the power line?
-Because he wanted to make a copper wire!
