We all know that pottery can be a bit of a serious business. But it doesn’t have to be all doom and gloom – in fact, it can be quite funny too! Here are the top 10 funniest pottery jokes to brighten up your day.
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Joke #1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the pottery studio!
Joke #2
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other kiln!
Joke #3
Why did the pottery break up?
Because they couldn’t see eye to eye!
Joke #4
4. I’m a pottery artist. I throw myself into my work.
5. I’m a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to pottery. I won’t stop until I get it just right.
6. I’m not sure what happened, but my latest pottery piece turned out a bit… lumpy.
7. I tried to make a vase out of clay, but it just wasn’t firing up for me.
8. My pottery sculptures always turn out a little… off center.
9. My pottery is so bad, even the dog won’t pee on it.
10. I’m not really into pottery, but I could give it a whirl if you want me to.
Joke #5
5.Why did the pottery wheel throw a tantrum?
Because it was in a spin!
Joke #6
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the pottery wheel!
Joke #7
Why did the pottery break up?
Because he was a vase-shatter!
Joke #8
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the pottery wheel!
Joke #9
Why did the pottery break up?
Because they couldn’t see eye to eye!
Joke #10
Why did the pottery wheel break?
Because it was thrown off balance!
