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Jokes about smoking pot
Q: Why did the cannabis user cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: What do you call a cannabis user with no money?
A: A Pothead!
Q: Why did the cannabis user put his weed in the freezer?
A: So he could have cold-pressed weed!
Jokes about eating pot
Why did the stoner eat an entire pot of beans?
Because he wanted to get high!
Why did the stoner cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What’s a stoner’s favorite type of food?
Potato chips!
Jokes about being high
What do you call a pothead with no money?
A broke stoner!
Why did the stoner cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken smoke weed?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck smoke weed?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito smoke weed?
To get to the other side!
Jokes about pot culture
Whether you’re a fan of marijuana or not, there’s no denying that the cannabis plant has become a major part of pop culture in recent years. And with legalization spreading across the United States, it seems likely that pot jokes will only become more popular in the years to come.
So if you’re looking for a few laughs, here are some of the best pot jokes out there:
Why did the stoner cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the dispensary!
How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb?
Dude, I don’t know, it’s like, whatever.
Why did Snoop Dogg cross the road?
To get to the other blunt!
What do you call a weed smoker with a broken pipe?
A hitman!
How do you catch a Cheetah? Smoke him out!
What do you call a pothead with two joints? A pusher!
Jokes about pot legalization
Q: What do you call a pot head with no money?
A: A broke-n-stirrer.
Q: How do you make a pot brownie?
A: You put it in the oven until it’s done!
Q.Why did the pot head cross the road?
A.To get to the other bag!
