10 Funny Post Office Jokes to Brighten Your Day

Looking for a little laughter to brighten your day? Check out these 10 funny post office jokes. From clever quips to silly puns, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face.

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Joke #1

Q: What did the postal worker say to the traveler?
A: “May I have your stamp, please?”

Joke #2

Q: What did the flag say to the post office?
A: Nothing. Flags can’t talk!

Joke #3

A customer walks into the post office and asks the clerk for a stamp. The clerk says, “That will be one cent.”

The customer says, “One cent? I thought they were three cents each.”

The clerk says, “Not anymore. The price of stamps went up today.”

The customer says, “Well, I’ll just buy one then.”

Joke #4

Why did the man ask for his stamps back from the post office?

Because he wanted to use them again!

Joke #5

Q: What did the letter say to the envelope?
A: I’m seal-ed!

Joke #6

Why did the mailman get fired?

For biting the dog!

Joke #7

Why did the post office close down?

It just couldn’t keep up with the times!

Joke #8

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I’m stuck on you!

Joke #9

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the post office!

Joke #10

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the post office!

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