Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny possum jokes! These jokes are sure to make you chuckle and are perfect for anyone who loves these little marsupials.
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Introduction
Why did the possum cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the possum climb up the tree?
To get away from the dog!
Why did the possum stick his tongue out?
Because he wanted to!
What do you call a possum with a heart of gold?
A golden retriever!
Possum Jokes
Possums are often considered to be pests, but they can actually be quite cute and even funny. If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out some of these possum jokes.
What do you call a possum in a tree?
Possums are often seen as pests, but they can be quite cute and even funny. If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out these possum jokes.
What do you call a possum in a tree?
-A tree possum!
What do you call a baby possum?
-A pup possum!
Why did the possum cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
What do you call a possum in a hole?
A possum in a hole is called a pouched rat.
How do you catch a possum?
Here are some tips on how to catch a possum:
– Set a trap: You can buy a possum trap or build your own. Make sure the trap is big enough for a possum to fit into.
– Bait the trap: Possums are attracted to many different types of food, so use whatever you have on hand as bait. Cat food, dog food, and even kitchen scraps will work.
– Check the trap regularly: Once you’ve set the trap, check it every few hours to see if you’ve caught anything. If you’ve caught a possum, call your local wildlife official to come and remove it.
Conclusion
Possums are nocturnal animals that are related to opossums. Possums are found in the United States, Australia, and New Zealand. Possums are small to medium sized marsupials with pointy noses, long tails, and short legs. Possums are mostly solitary animals except for mothers with their young. Possums are not aggressive but will sometimes hiss and growl when threatened. Possums are known to play dead when they feel threatened which gives them the nickname “playing possum.”
