Funny Pizza Jokes for Kids

Pizza is a classic food that kids love. Why not add some humor to it with these funny pizza jokes?

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Pizza is one of the most popular foods in the world. Whether you like it with pepperoni, sausage, or just plain cheese, there’s no denying that pizza is delicious. And what’s even better than eating pizza? Telling jokes about pizza, of course! Here are some of the best pizza jokes for kids.

Pizza Jokes

Q: How do you fix a broken pizza?
A: With a tomato!

Q. Why did the ghost order a pizza?
A. He wanted a pizza his friends!

Q. What is a vampires favorite type of pizza?
A. Toppingless!

Q. What kind of pizza do ghosts like best?
A: Extra cheesy!

Q. Why was the pizza late?
A: It ran out of gas!

Pizza Toppings Jokes

Q: Why did the pepperoni cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!

Q: What kind of cheese is on top of most pizzas?
A: Mozzarella!

Q: How does a pizza place show that it’s open late?
A: By having a big slice of pizza in the window!

Q: What do you call a pizza with no toppings?
A: A plain pie!

More Jokes

Why didn’t the pizza go to the party?Because it was already slice!

Silly Pizza Jokes

Q. What’s a pizza maker’s favorite topping?
A. A little dough!

Q. What kind of pizza does a ghosts like best?
A. Booberry!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the pizzeria!

Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank!

Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!

Pizza Delivery Jokes

Q: What does a pizza delivery driver do when he gets lost?
A: He delivers himself!

Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank!

Q: How much does a pirate pay for his earrings?
A: A buck an ear!

Q: Why didn’t the doughnut ask for any toppings?
A: It already had a hole in it!

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