Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny pimple jokes. These jokes are sure to make you laugh out loud.
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Table of Contents
Jokes about Pimples
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the pimple!
Why did the pimple go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a bit spotty!
What do you call a snowman with a pimple?
A zit at the North Pole!
How do you fix a serious pimple problem?
With ointment and prayer!
Jokes about Zits
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the pimple!
Why did the boy put a clock under his pillow?
He wanted to wake up with acne!
Why did the girl put ice on her head?
She wanted to be a cool chick!
Jokes about Acne
Why did the boy with acne cross the road?
To get to the other outbreak!
Why won’t they let acne sufferers into Beijing?
Because they don’t want their Olympics to get zits!
What’s the best way to treat acne?
With a shrubbery!
Jokes about Blackheads
Can you hear that? That’s the sound of my blackheads popping!
Why did the chicken get a blackhead? Because it was picking at itself!
I’m not saying that I don’t have any flaws, but my blackheads are definitely not one of them!
I’m so sick of people telling me to “pop my blackheads”! Like, do you really think I haven’t tried that already?!
