Funny Picnic Jokes to Make Your Day

Jokes that will make your day at the picnic more enjoyable.

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Joke #1

Q: Why did the chicken go to the seance?
A: To get to the other side

Q: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
A: He was stuffed!

Q: Why did the boy spread grape jelly on his pillow?
A: So he could have sweet dreams!

Joke #2

Q:Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
A: Because it was…two tired!

Joke #3

Q: Where does a rabbit like to picnic?

A: In a field!

Joke #4

What food diminishes when you add water?

Joke #5

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was…two tired!

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