Looking for a laugh? Check out our top 10 funniest pickle jokes! From classic one-liners to punny jokes, we’ve got all the pickle humor you need.
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Dill with it! Why did the cucumber go on a diet? So he could be COM-pickled! How do you throw a space party? You planet! Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one. Seriously though, these pickle jokes are so corny they might just make you dill-usional.
The Top 10 Funniest Pickle Jokes
1. Why did the pickle cross the road?
To get to the other dill!
2. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the pickle factory!
3. How do you catch a pickle?
With a jar and some bait!
4. How many pickles can you fit in an empty jar?
One, because after that there is no room for anything else!
5. How do you throw a space party?
6. Why are pickles never lonely?
Because they are always in a brine of friends!
7. What do you call a pickle who is always telling jokes?
A dill-usional comedian!
And that concludes our list of the top 10 funniest pickle jokes! We hope you enjoyed reading them as much as we enjoyed putting them together.
Do you have a favorite pickle joke that didn’t make our list? We’d love to hear it in the comments below.