Looking for some hilarious physical therapy jokes? We’ve got you covered! Check out our collection of funny PT jokes that are sure to make you smile.
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Jokes about Physical Therapy
If you’re looking for some funny physical therapy jokes, you’ve come to the right place. We all know that physical therapy can be tough, but it can also be funny. Here are a few jokes to make you smile.
Jokes about pain
What’s the best thing about pain?
It means you’re still alive!
Jokes about exercises
Exercise is important, but it’s not always fun. If you’re looking for a little humor to help get you through your workout, check out these funny jokes about exercise.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… of the gym!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… of the gym!
What’s a bodybuilder’s favorite fruit?
Muscle-mangos!
What kind of shoes do lazy people wear?
Sneakers!
Jokes about physical therapy assistants
do you know why physical therapy assistants are always so tired? because they are always on their feet!
Jokes about Patients
Being a physical therapist isn’t always easy. You have to deal with patients who are in pain, and sometimes they can be grumpy. But that doesn’t mean you can’t have a little fun too. Here are some jokes about physical therapy and patients that will make you smile.
Jokes about old people
Why did the old man put tires on his rocker?
So he could rock out!
Why did the nurse give the old man a glass of prune juice?
Because he was stuck in a rut!
Why did the old man put his dentures in the dishwasher?
Because he wanted to have a clean sweep!
Why did the old woman cross the road?
To get to the otheralgia clinic!
Jokes about children
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the man with one arm cross the road?
To get to the other side!
How many physical therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes a lot of repetitions!
Jokes about disabled people
If you’re looking for a way to lighten the mood in your physical therapy office, why not try telling some jokes? Jokes about disabled people can be a great way to get a laugh out of your patients and staff. Of course, you need to be careful with your delivery, but if you can pull it off, it can be a great way to make everyone smile.
Here are some of our favorite jokes about disabled people:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: How does a blind man know when he’s done wiping his butt?
A: When he smells his fingers!
Q: How does a deaf person know when they’re done taking a shower?
A: When they feel someone else’s hand on their shoulder!
Jokes about Doctors and Nurses
If you’re looking for some funny physical therapy jokes, you’ve come to the right place. We all know that doctors and nurses have a tough job, so we thought we would lighten the mood with some jokes. Here are a few of our favorites.
Jokes about doctors
Why did the doctor cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the doctor go to medical school?
Because he wanted to be a doctor!
What do you call a doctor who only works two days a week?
A part-time doctor!
What do you call a doctor who doesn’t see patients?
A quack!
Jokes about nurses
Why did the nurse go into physical therapy?
To help the patients!
Why did the doctor go into physical therapy?
To heal the sick!
Jokes about hospitals
-Why did the nurse cross the road?
To get to the other side!
-Why did the doctor cross the road?
To get to his patient!
-Why did the patient cross the road?
To get to the hospital!
