Looking for some funny pho jokes to make you smile? We’ve got you covered! Check out our collection of the best pho jokes to keep you laughing all day long.
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Jokes
If you’re looking for a good laugh, then you’ve come to the right place. These pho jokes are sure to make you smile.
Short Pho Jokes
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the pho bowl!
-Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side of the pho bowl!
-Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side of the pho bowl!
-Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed in pho!
Longer Pho Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the pho shop.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the pho shop.
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side of the pho shop.
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed.
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to his girlfriend’s house.
Puns
Pho-king hilarious puns that will make you laugh out loud. If you love pho and puns, then you’ll love these pho-king hilarious puns.
Pho Puns
Are you looking for some funny pho puns to make you smile? If so, you’ve come to the right place!
Here are some of our favorites:
-“I’m not a fan of pho puns… but I pho them anyway.”
-“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!” -A pho pun
– “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!” -A pho pun
We hope you enjoyed these pho puns! If you have any other favorites, be sure to share them with us in the comments below.
Other Puns
Other Puns
-Why couldn’t the bicycle standup by itself? It was…two-tired!
-Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
-You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
-Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
Riddles
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. This joke may be old, but it’s still funny. Check out these other funny pho jokes that are sure to make you smile.
Pho Riddles
Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Q: You know what I saw today?
A: Everything I looked at.
Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A: Because they are easy to see through.
Other Riddles
-How do you throw a space party?
You planet!
-Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they are easy to see through.
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
-What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
