Funny Pete Davidson Baby Jokes

Pete Davidson is known for his sense of humor, and he’s also known for being a new dad. So, we’ve put together a list of some of the funniest Pete Davidson baby jokes.

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Joke #1

Why did Pete Davidson cross the road?

To get to the other side of the pregnancy test!

Joke #2

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #3

Why did Pete Davidson cross the road?

To get to the other baby!

Joke #4

Why did Pete Davidson cross the road?

To get to the other side of the jokes about his baby!

Joke #5

Why did Pete Davidson cross the road?

To get to the other baby!

Joke #6

Why did Pete Davidson cross the road?

To get to the other side of the jokes!

Joke #7

Q: Why did the dad cross the road?
A: To get to the other side of the joke!

Joke #8

“I’m not saying that I don’t like my infant daughter, but if I could trade her for a twelve-pack of beer and a box of nuggets, I would do it in a heartbeat.”

Joke #9

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to Pete Davidson’s baby!

Joke #10

Why did Pete Davidson cross the road?

To get to the other side of the joke!

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