Looking for a little laughter to brighten up your day? Check out our collection of funny pepper jokes! From clever quips to silly puns, we’ve got something for everyone.
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Table of Contents
Introduction
What do you call a pepper that’s been hit by a car? A squashed pepper!
Why did the pepper cross the road? To get to the other side!
What do you call a pepper that’s not happy? A grumpy peppa!
What do you call a group of peppers playing together? APepper Patch!
Pepper Jokes
Q: Why did the pepper cry? A: Because it was jalapeño its feelings!
Q: Why did the pepper cry?
A: Because it was jalapeño its feelings!
Q: Why did the pepper spray the other pepper? A: Because it was a hot head!
Q: Why did the pepper spray the other pepper?
A: Because it was a hot head!
Q: Why did the pepper go to the doctor? A: Because it was feeling a little paprika!
Q: Why did the pepper go to the doctor?
A: Because it was feeling a little paprika!
Q: What do you call a spice that’s up all night?
A: Allspice!
Q: How do you make a spicy chicken stew?
A: Put it in chili!
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q: Why did the gives cross the road?
A: To get to the other thyme!
Conclusion
We hope you enjoyed these funny pepper jokes! If you’re looking for more laughs, be sure to check out our other joke collections.
