Looking for a little bit of laughter? Check out our collection of funny penny jokes that are sure to put a smile on your face.
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Penny wise and pound foolish – this classic saying is still true today. Just because something costs less doesn’t mean it’s a good deal. And just because something is free doesn’t mean it has no value.
The same can be said for jokes. Just because a joke is about something small, like a penny, doesn’t mean it can’t be big on laughs. In fact, some of the best jokes are about things that are small in size but big in humor.
Here are some funny penny jokes that will make you smile:
What do you call a penny that’s been in the washing machine? A washed up coin!
Why did the penny roll down the hill? Because it was less than a quarter!
What do you call a group of pennies? A pint!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…and get a Penny!
What do you call a pile of pennies? A mint!
The Best Penny Jokes
Pennywise the Clown from Stephen King’s IT may be Oregon’s unofficial mascot, but did you know that there are many other pennywise clowns out there? From Ronald McDonald to Bozo the Clown, these funny penny jokes will make you smile.
A man walks into a bar…
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”
I’m so broke…
I’m so broke, I can’t even pay attention!
How do you catch a cheetah? You tie him to a post!
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
I’m not a hoarder…
I’m not a hoarder, I’m a collector of unused change.
If you’re looking for a few good chuckles, then look no further than this collection of funny penny jokes. From silly to clever, these one-liners are sure to bring a smile to your face. So next time you need a pick-me-up, break out one of these funny penny jokes and enjoy!