Looking for a little laughter in your day? Check out our collection of funny pencil jokes! From classic one-liners to silly puns, these jokes are sure to put a smile on your face.
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Introduction
Here are some funny pencil jokes to make you smile. If you have any other good ones, please share them in the comments!
Why did the pencil cross the road?
To get to the other notebook!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
The Best Pencil Jokes
If you’re looking for a few laughs, look no further than these funny pencil jokes. From puns to one-liners, these jokes are sure to put a smile on your face. So grab a pencil and get ready to laugh!
What do you call a pencil that can’t spell?
A spelling pencil!
How do you fix a broken pencil?
With a pencil sharpener!
How many pencils does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q: How many pencils does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: pencils.
Conclusion
We hope you enjoyed these funny pencil jokes! If you’re looking for more laughs, be sure to check out our other joke collections. From knock-knock jokes to puns and everything in between, we’ve got plenty of ways to keep you smiling.
