If you’re looking for a good laugh to get you through your next Peloton workout, check out these funny Peloton jokes.
Checkout this video:
Jokes
What do you call a Peloton instructor with a cold? A sniffle ton!
Short jokes
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
-Why did the duck cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
-Why did the mosquito cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
-Why did the banana cross the road?
-Because he was sick of being mashed!
-Why did the boy cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
One-liners
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q. Why did the gym close down?
A. It just didn’t work out!
Q. You know what I saw today?
A. Everything I looked at.
Q. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A. Because they are easy to see through.
Jokes for kids
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
A. He had no-BODY to go with.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side!
Q. How does a vampire start a car?
A. With a bat-tery!
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman!
Puns
If you’re looking for a good laugh while you get your sweat on, then check out these funny Peloton jokes. From cycling puns to bad dad jokes, these will have you chuckling while you pedal.
Peloton puns
What do you call a Peloton instructor who’s always making jokes?
A silly cycle-clown!
Bike puns
Here are some bike puns to get you through your next workout:
“I’m not pedaling, I’m power walking!”
“I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for a sunrise ride.”
“I’m just here for the finish line.”
“I’m not a quitter, I’m a Peloton member.”
“I’ll be there for you…right after my Peloton class.”
Workout puns
I hope these workout puns will help you get through your next spin class, weight lifting session, or run on the treadmill!
-I’m not lazy, I justreally enjoy the benefits of inertia.
-I’ll never understand how women can run in heels.
-I’m not overweight, I’m justgravity challenged.
-I workout because I really like cake.
-I’m not a germaphobe, I just don’t like to share my Sweat.
-I’m not breathing hard, this is just my resting bicep face.
-May the Schwartz be with you!
-If you want something you’ve never had, you must be willing to do something you’ve never done.
-“Use it or lose it” applies to more than just your muscles.
-No matter how slow you go,you’re still lapping everybody on the couch
Memes
Ain’t nobody got time for that! If you’re like me, you need all the motivation you can get to get through a workout. That’s why I’ve rounded up the funniest Peloton memes to get you through your next ride.
Peloton memes
Peloton memes are taking over the internet and we could not be more here for it. If you’re not familiar, Peloton is a popular at-home exercise bike that offers spin classes that you can take from the comfort of your own home. And while some people may think that working out at home is not as intense as going to a spin class at a gym, let us tell you, Peloton is no joke. In fact, it’s pretty darn challenging. But that’s what makes these Peloton memes so funny. They perfectly capture the feeling of working out on the Peloton and struggling to keep up with the instructor.
Bike memes
Biking is a great way to get some exercise, but it can also be a great way to procrastinate. If you’re looking for some funny peloton jokes to help you get through your next workout, we’ve got you covered.
1. I’m not lazy, I’m Pelotoning.
2. I Peloton because I love the pain.
3. I’m not overweight, I’m Peloton resistant.
4. The only reason I Peloton is because my couch is too far away from the fridge.
5. I don’t Peloton to lose weight, I Peloton to avoid people.
6. I’m not out of shape, I’m slowly becoming one with my couch.
7. Peloton? More like Cheetos!
8. Does this bike make my butt look big?
9. Why pedal when you can Netflix?
10. My Peloton is judging me and it’s making me feel guilty.
Workout memes
When you’re feeling low on motivation, there’s nothing like a good workout meme to get you through your workout. And if you’re looking for some funny Peloton jokes to get you through your ride, we’ve got you covered.
From Peloton “husband memes” to jokes about the cost of the bike, these memes will make you laugh out loud — and maybe even help you push harder on those last few miles. So if you need a little pick-me-up, scroll through and enjoy.
And if you’re looking for more than just memes, check out our list of the funniest Peloton quotes or these 21 lighthearted Peloton Instagram accounts to follow.
