Looking for a little laughter in your life? Check out our collection of funny pear jokes! These jokes are sure to make you smile and will hopefully brighten your day.
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Jokes
Short jokes
Here are some short, Funny Pear Jokes to make you smile.
Q: How does a pear keep from shrinking?
A: It wears a pair of size largepants!
Q: Why did the pear cross the road?
A: To get to the other fruit salad!
Q: How many pears does it take to make a gallon of juice?
A: Three-and-a-half pears!
Long jokes
Q: Why did the pear cross the road?
A: To get to the other fruit!
Q: What’s a pear’s favorite game?
A: I Spy!
Q: How does a pear propose marriage?
A: He takes her for a nice Pear-icot!
Puns
Short puns
What do you call a pear in a cowboy hat?
A pears-on!
What do you call a pear that’s always telling jokes?
A comedian Pear!
Why did the pear go out with the apple?
Because he was her type!
Long puns
Q: Did you hear about the new fruit salad?
A: It’s pear-fect!
Q: Why are pear trees always so sad?
A: Because they’re always pears-ing.
Q: How does a pear propose marriage?
A: It pops the question!
Riddles
Short riddles
Here are some short riddles for kids to enjoy. They’re perfect for when you need a quick giggle or two.
Q. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
A. Arrrr!
Q. How do you throw a space party?
A. You planet!
Q. Want to hear a construction joke?
A. Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A. Because they make up everything!
Q. Why did the gym close down?
A. It just didn’t work out!
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Long riddles
What watches but never tells time?
A clock.
