Looking for a laugh to brighten up your day? Check out our collection of funny payroll jokes. From humorous takes on common payroll problems to light-hearted jokes about office life, we’ve got something for everyone.
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Jokes about Payroll
The payroll department is like…
The payroll department is like the island of misfit toys. Everyone who doesn’t quite fit in anywhere else ends up there.
I asked the payroll department…
I asked the payroll department if they could see if my last check was in my file. The guy there said, “It sure is. Dec 31, 1899.”
I asked the payroll department if they could process my check a little faster. The guy there said, “It sure is. Dec 31, 1899.”
I asked the payroll department why my check was for less money than it should have been. The guy there said, “It sure is. Dec 31, 1899.”
I’m pretty sure the payroll department…
I’m pretty sure the payroll department is responsible for the February 29th.
Q: Why did the payroll clerk cross the road?
A: To get to the other DE-nied!
Q: Why was the payroll check delayed?
A: The computer had a virus!
I’m on a seafood diet… I see food, I eat it.
Jokes about Taxes
Laughing at our taxes might not make them go away, but it will certainly make dealing with them more bearable! Here are some funny payroll jokes to help lighten the mood during tax season.
The IRS is like…
The IRS is like a babysitter that you never wanted, but now you have to pay them whether you like it or not.
I asked the IRS…
I asked the IRS if I could pay my taxes in pennies, and they said no.
I asked the IRS if I could pay my taxes in nickels, and they said no.
I asked the IRS if I could pay my taxes in dimes, and they said no.
I asked the IRS if I could pay my taxes in quarters, and they said no.
I asked the IRS if I could pay my taxes in dollar bills, and they said yes.
I’m pretty sure the IRS…
I’m pretty sure the IRS is made up of people who failed out of the mafia.
You know that moment when you realize you owe the IRS and it feels like someone just punched you in the gut? Yeah, I don’t have that problem.
The only thing worse than getting audited by the IRS is getting audited by the DMV.
I asked an IRS agent if she liked her job and she said, “No comment.”
Jokes about Money
It’s that time of year again when everyone is looking for a little extra money. why not brighten up your day with a few payroll jokes? Here are a few of our favorites.
Money is like…
Money is like the weather, everyone talks about it but no one ever does anything about it. -Anon
Money is like manure, spread around it helps things grow but if you pile too much of it in one place it will stink. -SidonieGabrielleColette
Money is like a snowflake, once it lands on your skin you can forget about ever getting rid of it. -Unknown
I asked my financial advisor…
I asked my financial advisor if I should invest in a racing pigeon. He told me, “Pigeon is a very risky investment.”
I’m pretty sure my bank…
I’m pretty sure my bank account is haunted… I keep getting withdrawals from a “Frank” every single day.