Funny Pastor Jokes: One Liners to Make You Smile

A collection of Funny Pastor Jokes: One Liners to Make You Smile. These clean jokes will make you laugh and are safe for church or family gatherings.

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Jokes about church life

1.Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side of the road!

2.Why did the duck go to Sunday School?

To learn about God!

3.What’s a Pentecostal’s favorite TV show?

The Cosby Show!

4.What kind of music do Baptists listen to?

Soul music!

Jokes about pastors

Why did the chicken go to Sunday School?
To learn about God!

Why did the jellybean go to church?
Because he loved Jesus!

Why did the boy tiptoe past the graveyard?
He didn’t want to wake up the dead!

Why did the ghosts go to the movies?
To see a scary movie!

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer!

Jokes about God

Why did God give us free will?

So that we could choose to love Him!

How many angels can fit on the head of a pin?

All of them!

What’s the best way to describe God?

Infinitesimally small and unimaginably large at the same time!

Jokes about heaven and hell

Why did the chicken go to heaven? Because it was heavenly!

What’s the difference between heaven and hell? In hell, you have to suffer the consequences of your own actions. In heaven, you get the consequences of other people’s actions.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in heaven? Only one, but it takes an eternity.

Why are there no clocks in heaven? Because there’s no time there!

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