Looking for a little bit of laughter in your life? Check out our collection of funny pasta jokes that are sure to make you smile. From silly puns to hilarious one-liners, we’ve got you covered.
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Jokes about Spaghetti
Why did the spaghetti cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the noodle shop!
How do you catch a cold?
With a sneeze net!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the river!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side of your house!
Jokes about Lasagna
Why couldn’t the lasagna stand up by itself?
Because it was always slipping!
Why was the lasagna afraid of the salad?
Because it was a little green with envy!
What do you call lasagna that’s not very good?
Second-hand ravioli!
Why did the lasagna cross the road?
To get to the other noodle!
Jokes about Fettuccine
Why did the fettuccine cross the road?
To get to the other side of the pasta aisle!
Jokes about Rigatoni
What do you call a rigatoni with a bad attitude?
A mean-spirited rigatoni.
Why did the rigatoni go to the psychiatrist?
Because he was in a rut.
How does a rigatoni describe perfect happiness?
As Pinot Grigio, shrimp scampi, and a box of chocolates.
Jokes about Capellini
Why did the capellini cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What do you call capellini with a cold?
Sneezy!
Why did the capellini go out with the bowtie noodle?
Because he thought she was a cutie!
