Looking to add some laughter to your next party? Check out our collection of jokes that are guaranteed to get everyone chuckling. From clean jokes to hilarious one-liners, we’ve got you covered.
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Jokes for all Occasions
No matter what the occasion, adding some humor can make your party more fun. Kids love to laugh, and adults usually appreciate a good joke as well. As the old saying goes, laughter is the best medicine. When it comes to choosing jokes, you’ll want to select ones that are appropriate for the occasion and audience.
Birthday Jokes
Assuming you want one clean joke and one dirty joke:
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? A: An abdominal snowman!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side!
Wedding Jokes
What do you call a man who knows how to cook, clean, and do laundry? A husband!
How many married men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One… he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
What’s the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phone home.
Christmas Jokes
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman!
Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite!
Q. Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen’s noses?
A. They were the reindeer equivalent of penny stock!
Jokes for All Ages
When it comes to parties, nothing is more important than having a good time. And what better way to have a good time than by making your party funny with some jokes? Whether you’re looking for jokes for kids or adults, we’ve got you covered.
Kids Jokes
Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
A: Thunderwear!
Q: How do you fix a serious leak?
A: With a serious fixer!
Q. Where do frogs keep their money?
A. In a River Bank
Adult Jokes
Need some good clean adult humor? We’ve got plenty of it! Here are some of our favorites:
Q: How does a rabbi make coffee?
A: He finds the hottest water possible and boils it!
Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Family Jokes
Here are some great jokes that the whole family can enjoy!
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman!
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it!
Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
A: Because it was…two tired!
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Jokes for Any Group
Whenever you are planning to have a good time with family or friend, you always want to make sure that your party is the one that everyone talks about for days to come. The best way to achieve this goal is by ensuring that there is plenty of laughter going around. That is why we have compiled a list of jokes that are bound to make your party funny.
Girls Night Out Jokes
What do you call a group of girls having a night out?
A hen party!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What do you call a chicken at a party?
The life of the party!
Guys Night Out Jokes
How do you fix a man’s watch? With a hammer.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One . . . he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
What’s the easiest way to find a man? In the dictionary, under “obsolete equipment.”
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window.
Work Jokes
Q. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A. Because they make up everything!
Q. Want to hear a construction joke?
A. Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q. Why did the gym close down?
A. It just didn’t work out!
Q. You know what I saw today?
A. Everything I looked at.
Q: What does a Genie say when you rub him the wrong way?
A: “You are not my type.”
