Funny Parking Jokes to Make Your Day

Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny parking jokes. From parking lot mishaps to crazy drivers, we’ve got all the jokes to help make your day.

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Joke #1

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The barteender says “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”

Joke #2
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barteender says “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”

Joke #3
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The barteender says “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”

Joke #4
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barteender says “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”

Joke #2

Q: Why did the policeman give the ticket to the car with the handicapped parking placard?

A:Because it was parked in a handicapped parking space!

Joke #3

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #4

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #5

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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