We all know that paramedics have one of the most important jobs out there. They save lives on a daily basis and we are so grateful for their service. But did you know that they also have a great sense of humor? Check out these funny paramedic jokes to make you smile.
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Joke #1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the street!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the street!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side of the street!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Joke #2
What do you call a paramedic who likes to tell jokes?
A funny paramedic!
Joke #3
Why did the paramedic bring candy along on his emergency calls?
To sweeten the deal!
Joke #4
A paramedic responded to a 9-1-1 call and found an older woman sitting in her chair with her feet in a bucket of ice.
“What’s going on?” he asked.
The woman told him that she had been having trouble with her feet being really cold lately, so she thought the ice would help.
The paramedic took her vitals and checked her over, but didn’t find anything wrong. He did however notice that the bucket of ice was melting and asked the woman if she had a way to keep it cold.
She told him that she had been putting it in the fridge, but it would only stay cold for a little while before it started to melt again.
The paramedic had an idea and told the woman to put her feet in the fridge instead of the bucket of ice. She did as he suggested and within minutes, she was feeling much better.
Joke #5
A woman in labor is giving birth. The paramedic assisting her notices that she keeps crying out, “Shouldn’t, shouldn’t!” So he leans over and asks, “What’s wrong?”
To which she replies, “I was supposed to have a C-section!”
