Funny Paralegal Jokes to Make Your Day

If you’re looking for a laugh, look no further than these funny paralegal jokes. From court to the office, these jokes are sure to make your day.

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A good sense of humor is important in any profession, but it’s especially important in the legal field. Paralegals have to deal with a lot of stressful situations, so it’s important to be able to laugh at yourself and the situation. Here are some funny paralegal jokes to brighten your day.

What do you call a group of 8 paralegals?

A law firm.

How many paralegals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many paralegals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We don’t know, but can you help us find out?

What’s the difference between a paralegal and a lawyer?

The difference between a paralegal and a lawyer is that a lawyer knows not to ask the court for “fair and equitable” discovery deadlines.

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A woman walks into a pet store and asks the clerk if they have any “legal” birds. The confused clerk responds, “What do you mean by ‘legal’ birds?” The woman replies, “You know, birds that can be used in a court of law.”

What do you call a group of 8 paralegals?

A group of 8 paralegals is called an octopus.

How many paralegals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many paralegals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes four to write a memo documenting the event.

What’s the difference between a paralegal and a lawyer?

A paralegal is someone who does the work of a lawyer, but is not a licensed attorney. A lawyer is someone who has completed law school and is licensed to practice law.

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