Funny Paint Jokes to Make Your Day

Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny paint jokes. From puns to one-liners, these jokes are sure to brighten your day.

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Joke #1

Why did the paint can cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #2

Why did the painter put two coats of paint on the wall?

Because he wanted to be sure that it was covered!

Joke #3

How does a paint can feel?

Tense!

Joke #4

Why did the paint cross the road?

To get to the other coat!

Joke #5

Q: Why didn’t the paint cross the road?

A: Because it was too tired!

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