Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny optometry jokes. From clever puns to eye-roll inducing dad jokes, we’ve got plenty to make you smile.
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Jokes
If you are an optometrist, or you know someone who is, you will appreciate these optometry jokes! If you have ever been to the optometrist, you know that they are always asking you to read the eye chart.
Joke #1
Why did the chicken go to the optometrist?
To get a new prescription for lenses!
Joke #2
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the street!
Joke #3
Why did the optometrist break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was seeing someone else!
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Joke #4
Why did the chicken go to the optometrist?
To get his peepers checked!
Joke #5
What do you call an Optometrist who only works on one eye at a time?
A Monocularist!
Joke #6
Why was the optometrist upset when he lost his contact lens?
Because it was his favorite eye!
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Joke #7
Why did the chicken go to the optometrist?
To get new contact lenses!
Joke #8
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the optometrist’s office!
Joke #9
Q: What’s the best way to describe it when an optometrist changes your glasses prescription?
A: A change in refraction!
