Jokes about one-eyed people.
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One eye jokes
Q. What’s the best way to describe it when one eye laughs and the other eye cries?
A. Acomedian!
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A one-eyed man walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, buddy, why the long face?”
One eye jokes
Q. Why don’t pirates wear eye patches on both eyes?
A. Because they want to be able to see their chests!
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Why did the one-eyed pirate start drinking out of a red cup? So that his one good eye could match his parrot!
One eye jokes
One eye jokes are always funny!
Why did the cyclops close one eye when he went to sleep?
So that he wouldn’t see the nightmares!
Why did the cyclops only have one eye?
Because he was looking for his glasses!
Why did the cyclops throw a bucket of water out the window?
To see if it was raining outside!
