Funny Olympic Jokes to Make You Smile

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of Funny Olympic Jokes to Make You Smile. From athletes to spectators, there’s something for everyone.

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Opening Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side of the swimming pool!

Jokes About Winter Olympics

What’s a snowman’s favorite Winter Olympic sport?

Cross-country skiing!

Why was the stadium so cold during the Winter Olympics?

Because all the seats were empty!

Why isn’t Canada good at hockey?

Because all their players are in jail!

What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Winter Olympics on TV?

The NHL season.

Jokes About Summer Olympics

Q: How did Michael Phelps celebrate his 23rd birthday?
A: He went out swimming!

Q: What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?
A: In a hockey game, if you don’t show up for the body checking, you can still win.

Q: How do they know when it’s Spring in Athens?
A: When the javelin throwers put on their t-shirts!

Q. What’s the official sport of the Virgin Islands?
A. Virgin-ing

Jokes About Past Olympics

Here are some funny Olympic jokes to make you smile.

-Why was the Olympic diver upset?
He wanted a gold medal, but he only got a silver.

-Why did the little girl cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Olympics!

-How many Olympians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes nine men to lift him!

Jokes About Olympic Athletes

Why did the gymnast go out with the track star?
Because he was her type—he was all into physical fitness!

What do you call an athlete who’s in it for the money?
A mercenary.

What do you call an athlete who’s in it for the glory?
A narcissist.

Jokes About Olympic Events

Olympic events are often a source of comedy, whether it’s the athletes themselves or the games themselves. Here are some jokes about Olympic events that will make you smile.

Q: What Olympic event is like a party?
A: The decathlon!

Q: What do you call an alligator who wins an Olympic gold medal?
A: An Olympi-gator!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side of the marathon!

Jokes About Host Cities

What do you call a city that’s hosting the Olympics?
A place full of really proud people for a few weeks, and then a ghost town for the next decade!

How do you know if your city is hosting the Olympics?
The price of bread doubles and the mayor starts smiling!

Closing Joke

And finally, to close out our list of funny Olympic jokes, we have a joke about the closing ceremony.

What do you call it when the Olympics are over?

The Closing Joke!

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