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Jokes about Olives
Olives are a type of fruit that is used in many different dishes. They can be eaten as a snack, used as a Garnish, or even used in some desserts. Olives are also a popular ingredient in many jokes. Here are some of the best Olive jokes that will make you laugh.
Why did the olive cross the road?
Why did the olive cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the olive go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date!
What do you call an olive that’s been hit by a car?
A squished olive!
What do you call an olive that’s been hit by a truck?
An olive that’s been hit by a truck is called a “crushed olive.”
What do you call an olive that’s been hit by a train?
An olive that’s been hit by a train is called a squished olive.
More Jokes about Olives
How many olives does it take to make a martini?
How many olives does it take to make a martini?
Three, if you’re looking for a dry martini. Four, if you want it wet.
How many olives does it take to make a dirty martini?
How many olives does it take to make a dirty martini?
-Two, one for the drink and one for the garnish!
How many olives does it take to make a really dirty martini?
How many olives does it take to make a really dirty martini?
Just one, if you use enough gin.
How many olives does it take to make a really, really dirty martini?
How many olives does it take to make a really, really dirty martini?
We’re not sure, but we do know that it takes at least two to make a good one!
