Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny Olive Garden jokes. We’ve got all the classics, like “Why did the chicken cross the road?” and “What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?”
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Jokes about the food
Jokes about the never ending pasta bowl
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to Olive Garden!
How many calories are in Olive Garden’s breadsticks?
I’d rather not know.
What does Olive Garden’s mascot, Lorenzo, have in his pockets?
No one knows, and we’re pretty sure we don’t want to either.
Jokes about the breadsticks
Why did the breadstick cross the road?
To get to the other Olive Garden!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the Olive Garden!
What do you call a breadstick at Olive Garden?
An appetizer!
Jokes about the waiters
Olive Garden is a popular Italian restaurant chain in the United States. They are known for their Unlimited Soup, Salad, and Breadsticks deal. But did you know that they are also known for their waiters? That’s right, the Olive Garden waiters are some of the funniest people around. Here are some of the best jokes about them.
Jokes about how long you have to wait for a table
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the Olive Garden.
Why did the duck go to the Olive Garden?
To get a breadstick.
Why did the mosquito go to the Olive Garden?
For the free breadsticks.
How does an Olive Garden hostess seats a large party?
All at once.
Jokes about how long you have to wait for your food
Why did the waiter go back to culinary school?
To learn how to cook!
Why did the waiter cross the road?
To get to the other side of the restaurant!
Why did the waiter put his thumb over his shoulder?
To keep from giving away too much lasagna!
Why was the waiter so bad at math?
Because he was always guessing how much the tip would be!
Jokes about the customers
Olive Garden is a popular Italian restaurant chain in the United States. The company was founded in 1982 in Orlando, Florida. The chain is now owned by Darden Restaurants, Inc., which also owns Yard House, LongHorn Steakhouse, The Capital Grille, Bahama Breeze, and Seasons 52. The Olive Garden jokes are mostly about the customers.
Jokes about how everyone is always so hungry
Why did the cashier give the hungry customer a funny look?
Because he was always asking for food!
Jokes about how much everyone loves the food
Q: What’s the best thing about Olive Garden?
A: They’re never out of breadsticks!
Q: Why does Olive Garden never have to worry about food shortages?
A: Because they’re always on a never ending pasta bowl!
Q: How does Olive Garden keep their customers coming back for more?
A: With their bottomless breadsticks!
