It’s October, which means it’s time to enjoy some spooky fun! Check out our collection of Funny October Jokes and Puns.
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Jokes
Short jokes
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was…two tired!
Why don’t ghosts like Parties? Because they have no BODY to dance with!
Why did the koala join the roller coaster club? He wanted to ride on the wild side!
What does a ghost say when something is really funny? “Boo-hoo, that’s hilarious!”
Longer jokes
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two tired!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!
How do you throw a space party? You planet!
Puns
When it comes to comedies, timing is everything. But what about puns? Puns are a type of humor that rely on wordplay to create a humorous effect. And while they can be used any time of year, they seem to be particularly popular in October. Here are some of the best October puns and jokes to make you laugh.
Short puns
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A hobbling spirit!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the other BOO-levard!
Why don’t ghosts believe in Unicorns?
Because they know they’re just make-believe!
What do you call a yeti with dandruff?
An abominable flakesman!
Longer puns
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two tired!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
Jokes for kids
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have the guts!
Q: How do ghosts start a car?
A: By Boo-osting it!
Q. What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A. A dead end!
