It’s that time of year again! Get ready to laugh at some of the best (and worst) dad jokes around.
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Table of Contents
Introduction
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do ghosts drink on Halloween? BooOOoze!
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
Why don’t witches ride their brooms when they’re in a hurry? Because they don’t want to be accused of riding a broomstick!
Why did the skeleton go to the party by himself? Because he had no body to go with him!
October Jokes
Halloween Jokes
Why couldn’t the bicycle standup by itself? It was…two tired!
Why don’t ghosts like parties? Because they have no body to dance with!
What kind of music do ghosts listen to? Soul!
How do you make a witch itch? Take away her “W.”
What happened when the vampire attacked Heimlich maneuver training? They had to put him on hold!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs!
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
Why did the mummy go to the doctor? He was all wrapped up in bandages!
Fall Jokes
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was…two tired!
Why don’t ghosts like parties? Because they have no body to dance with.
What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you!
What do you call a ghost’s true love? His ghoul-friend!
Conclusion
We hope you enjoyed our collection of Funny October Dad Jokes. If you have any other great jokes that you think should be included on this list, please share them with us in the comments below. And if you’re looking for more humor to get you through the month, check out our list of the Funniest Halloween Jokes.
