We all know the Affordable Care Act, aka Obamacare, has been a controversial topic since it was first introduced. But that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun with it! Check out our collection of funny Obamacare jokes that will definitely make you laugh.
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Jokes about Obamacare
Obamacare has been a controversial topic since it was first introduced. Some people love it and some people hate it. No matter what your opinion is, you can’t deny that it’s funny. Here are some jokes about Obamacare that will make you laugh.
Jokes about the Affordable Care Act
Q: How many Obamacare enrollees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes the rest of us to pay for it!
Q: What’s the difference between an Obamacare enrollee and a vampire?
A: A vampire only sucks blood at night!
Q: How many Affordable Care Act Navigators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 1,000,000. 1 to hold the light bulb and 999,999 to sign up for the free light bulbs.
Jokes about the individual mandate
What’s the difference between the individual mandate and a penalty?
The individual mandate is when you have to pay a fine for not having health insurance. The penalty is when you have to pay a fine for not having health insurance.
Jokes about health insurance
You may be wondering if there are any funny jokes about health insurance out there. The answer is yes! There are plenty of jokes about health insurance that will make you laugh. Here are a few of our favorites.
Jokes about private health insurance
Here are some jokes about private health insurance that will make you laugh.
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the deductible!
-How many actuaries does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes awhile because they have to figure out the probability of the bulb burning out.
-Why did the mosquito go to the doctor? Because he was sick of suckling blood!
-Why did the patient go to the emergency room? Because he had a serious case of Deductible-itis!
Jokes about public health insurance
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the public health insurance office!
Why did the duck go to the doctor?
To get some quack medicine!
Why did the doctor go to medical school?
To become a quack!
Jokes about the healthcare industry
Jokes about hospitals
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital.
-Why did the duck go to the hospital? To get some quack medicine.
-Why did the frog go to the hospital? He was feeling croaky.
-Why did the mosquito go to the hospital? To get a blood transfusion.
-Why did the boy go to the hospital? He swallowed a razor blade.
Jokes about doctors
Why did the doctor go to the UK?
To get a second opinion!
Why did the doctor go to Germany?
To get a German Shepherd!
Why did the doctor go to Australia?
To get a Kangaroo!
Why did the doctor go to Canada?
To get a Canucks fan!
Jokes about nurses
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the hospital.
Why did the duck go to the doctor?
To get a bill.
Why did the patient go to see the doctor?
Because he was sick!
Jokes about health
Laughing is the best medicine and we could all use a good laugh, especially when it comes to the stressful topic of health care. Obamacare has been a controversial topic since it was first introduced, so it’s no surprise that there are plenty of jokes out there about it.
Jokes about being healthy
I was going to tell you a joke about Obamacare, but it’s too long and complicated.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the street without getting hit by a car.
Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side of the street without getting hit by a car.
Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side of the street without getting squished.
Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed.
Why did the boy cross the road? To get to his friend’s house.
Jokes about being sick
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. (of the street)
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side. (of the pond)
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side. (of your arm)
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did Patrick have to go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling well.
Jokes about diet and exercise
How many calories are in a bowl of cereal?
All of them.
How can you tell if you’re eating too much unhealthy food?
You’re starting to look like the food.
Why did the chicken go on a diet?
To get to the other side!
How many calories are in a can of soda?
All of them.
