Looking for some funny nutcracker jokes to make your friends and family laugh this holiday season? Then check out this collection of hilarious jokes that are sure to crack you up!
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Introduction
Are you looking for some funny nutcracker jokes to crack you up? Then you’ve come to the right place!
Here are some of the best nutcracker jokes that we could find:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side of the shell!
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman!
Q: How do you catch a cheetah?
A: You tie him to a post and wait for him to take a nap!
Q: Why did the mosquito go to the cinema?
A: To see ‘The bite before Christmas’!
Nutcracker Jokes
The Nutcracker is a ballet made up of Tchaikovsky’s music and choreography by Marius Petipa. The ballet is based on E. T. A. Hoffmann’s story “The Nutcracker and the Mouse King”. The ballet was first performed in Russia in 1892. Here are some funny nutcracker jokes to crack you up.
What do you call a nutcracker who’s been run over by a car?
A road kill!
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck go to the dentist?
Why did the duck go to the dentist?
To get his teeth quacked!
What do you call a nutcracker who’s in jail?
A prisoner of war!
Conclusion
We hope you enjoyed these funny nutcracker jokes! If you’re still in the mood for some holiday fun, check out our other Christmas joke articles, including Christmas elf jokes and Santa jokes.
