Jokes about numbers are some of the funniest around. Check out this collection of the best number jokes you’ve never heard before.
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The Number One Joke
Why is the number one so special?
Because it’s the only number that comes before every other number!
The Number Two Joke
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the number two cross the road?
To get to the other side!
The Number Three Joke
Why is the number three so funny?
Because it’s the magic number!
The Number Four Joke
Why is four such a funny number? Because it’s the only number that supports life!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the four-leaf clover!
Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the four-leaf clover!
How many birthdays does the average person have? Just one. What are you, some kind of math genius?
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
The Number Five Joke
Why is five afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
The Number Six Joke
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the number six cross the road?
To get to the other side!
The Number Seven Joke
Why is seven the most popular number?
Because it’s the only number that’s both happy and lucky!
The Number Eight Joke
Why is eight afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine!
The Number Nine Joke
What’s the best way to describe the number nine?
A pain in the neck!
The Number Ten Joke
Why is ten afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
