Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of Funny November Jokes to help you get through the month!
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Jokes
Short jokes
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q. Why did the gym close down?
A. It just didn’t work out!
Q. You know what I saw today?
A. Everything I looked at.
Q. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A. Because they are easy to see through.
Long jokes
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What’s the best way to describe it when it snows in April? As if somebody literally dumped a load of snow on April Fools’ Day!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? because it was…two tired!
Why did the gym close down? because it just didn’t work out!
One-liners
Q. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A. Because they make up everything.
Q. Why did the gym close down?
A. It just didn’t work out!
Q. You know what I saw today?
A. Everything I looked at.
Q. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A. Because they are easy to see through.
Puns
Puns are a funny way to November through the month. They are a play on words that can make you laugh out loud. Puns can be used to make a point or to just have fun.
Short puns
-Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two tired!
-What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
-Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
-Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
-Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
-You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
-Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
Long puns
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two tired!
I tried to catch some fog yesterday. Mistakes were made.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
One-liners
Puns are a common source of humor, especially in November when the leaves are falling and the days are getting shorter. Here are some of our favorite one-liners to get you through the month.
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
-Why did the turkey cross the road? To get away from the farmer!
-What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
-What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? Dunder and blixem!
-What do ghosts say when something is really funny? Boo-hoo!
Memes
Trying to get through November? We feel you. Take a break from work and school with these hilarious November memes. From celebrating Thanksgiving to dealing with family, these memes will have you laughing all month long.
Short memes
Just because the weather is getting colder and the days are getting shorter, doesn’t mean that the jokes have to stop. Here are some of the best short memes to help you get through November.
1. When you’re trying to be healthy but Thanksgiving is right around the corner.
2. When you’re already over all the holiday shopping.
3. When your friends start getting into Christmas mode and you’re just not there yet.
4. When someone asks if you’re excited for Christmas and you really aren’t.
5. When people start putting up their Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving is even over.
Long memes
Long memes are memes that are typically longer in length than other types of memes. They can range from a few sentences to a few paragraphs, and often include jokes or puns that are designed to be read all at once. Long memes are usually more complex than other types of memes, and can take a little longer to read and understand. However, they can also be some of the funniest and most clever memes out there. If you’re looking for a good laugh this November, check out some of the best long memes below.
One-liners
-Why didn’t the sun go to college?
-Because it already had a million degrees!
-Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
-The scientists were experimenting with a new way to make popcorn!
-What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
-An abdominal snowman!
