Check out these November jokes for kids. They’re perfect for the Thanksgiving season.
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Jokes
Why did the turkey cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed! Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side!
Short jokes
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was…two tired!
Why did the kid cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Riddles
Q. What did the snowman say to the carrot?
A. Where do you want to go for a walk?
Q. How do you fix a serious leak?
A. With a seal!
Q. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A. Because they are easy to see through!
Thanksgiving jokes
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
“Boy, I’m stuffed!”
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What did the Pilgrims’ pants and shoes look like after their long voyage?
What did the Pilgrims’ pants and shoes look like after their long voyage?
They were buckled and scuffed!
Knock-knock jokes
Who’s there?
Here are some of the best knock-knock jokes for kids!
-Knock knock.
-Who’s there?
– Orange.
– Orange who?
– Orange you going to answer the door or what?
-Knock knock.
– Who’s there?
-Tabby.
– Tabby who?
No one knows, that’s why it’s called a mystery!
Orange
Orange you going to answer the door?
Orange who?
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door or what?
Orange you going to answer the door or what?
Orange you going to answer the door or what?
This joke is perfect for Halloween or anytime you want to give someone a good scare.
