Laugh Out Loud With These Funny Nose Jokes

Laugh out loud with these funny nose jokes. From schnozzes to boogers, there’s plenty of material to make you laugh.

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Jokes About Noses

What do you call a snowman with a big nose?
An ice cream cone!

Why did the witch have a big nose?
Because she was always pick-ing it!

Why did the man put his nose to the window?
To see what was coming in!

Jokes About Picky Eaters

Do you know any picky eaters? These jokes are sure to get a giggle out of them!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the dinner plate!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling very well!

Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Jokes About Boogers

Why did the booger cross the road?

I don’t know, but I’ve been told that he was looking for a tissue!

Why did the booger go to the movie alone?

His friends were all picky eaters and he didn’t want to be embarrassed.

What do you call a booger that uses a computer?

A virus!

Jokes About Smelling

Q: Why did the apple want to smell the skunk?
A: Because it was afraid of being cored!

Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!

Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
A: Because it was…two tired!

Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!

Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman!

Jokes About Sneezing

Why did the chicken sneeze?

To clear its nose!

Why did the duck sneeze?

To clear its bill!

Why did the boy sneeze?

Because he had a cold!

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