Looking for some funny nonbinary jokes? Look no further! Here are some of our favorites that are sure to make you laugh.
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Jokes
They/them/their/theirs jokes are the best kind of jokes. If you don’t laugh at these nonbinary jokes, you’re probably a binary.
“I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary or just really indecisive.”
“I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary or just really indecisive.”
“I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary or just really bad at math.”
“I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary or just really bad at following instructions.”
“I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary or just really bad at following rules.”
“I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary or just really good at multi-tasking.”
Are you looking for some laughs? Then check out our selection of nonbinary jokes! Whether you identify as nonbinary or just appreciate a good joke, these will definitely make you chuckle.
“I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary or just really good at multi-tasking.”
“I asked my gender studies professor if they preferred ‘he, she, or they.’ They said ‘all of the above.'”
“Just because I don’t fit into your binary doesn’t mean I’m broken.”
“I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary or just really good at making people uncomfortable.”
Are you looking for some laughs? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Here are some of the funniest nonbinary jokes around.
“I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary or just really good at making people uncomfortable.”
“I asked my boss for a gender-neutral toilet and they said ‘Just use the one in the handicapped stall.'”
“People always ask me ‘What are you?’ And I’m like, ‘human.'”
“I asked my doctor if I could have hormones and they said ‘No, we only do that for trans people.’ So I said ‘Well, I’m transgender.’ And they said ‘No, you’re not, you’re just confused.'”
Puns
“I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary or just really binaried.”
Q: Why did the nonbinary person cross the road?
A: To get to the gender-neutral side!
Q: How many genders are there?
A: As many as you want there to be!
Q: What do you call a nonbinary person who is really good at their job?
A: Gender Neutral Profesionals
“I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary or just really good at being in two places at once.”
This joke plays on the ambiguity of the word “binary”, which can refer to either a system of two things (such as 0 and 1 in computer code) or a two-gender system (male and female). By saying they’re “not sure” if they’re nonbinary or just good at being in two places at once, the joke highlights the fluidity of gender and the ridiculousness of attempts to fit people into strict categories.
“I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary or just really good at being in multiple places at once.”
I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary or just really good at being in multiple places at once.
One-Liners
Want to laugh and think at the same time? Here are some funny nonbinary jokes that will do just that! “I’m not gay, I’m just nonbinary.” “I’m not straight, I’m just human.” “I’m not transgender, I’m just a person.” “I’m not cisgender, I’m just a person.”
“I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary or just really good at being myself.”
Here are some one-liners that nonbinary people have found funny. If you need a laugh, or just want to read some jokes by and about nonbinary people, here they are!
-“I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary or just really good at being myself.”
– “I identify as 50% Avenger, 50% sorcerer, and 100% beard-having queer.”
– “I’m agender but I’m not sure if that’s because I’m genderless or because I’m so bad at gender.”
– “I asked my doctor if I could get hormone therapy and they said ‘sure, what do you want?’ and I was like ‘no idea, I don’t know how this works.'”
– “I tried to come out as bigender but my mom said ‘you can’t be both, you have to pick'” and I was like “well that’s kind of the point…?”
“I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary or just really good at being comfortable in my own skin.”
Here are some hilarious one-liners about being nonbinary that will make you laugh out loud.
“I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary or just really good at being comfortable in my own skin.”
“I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary or just really bad at following gender norms.”
“I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary or just really good at being myself.”
“I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary or just really tired of pretending to be someone I’m not.”
“I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary or just really good at being who I am.”
Here are some lighthearted and funny one-liners that you can use to make someone laugh if they identify as nonbinary.
-I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary or just really good at being who I am.
-I’m not sure if I’m agender or just ambivalent about gender.
-I’m not sure if I’m genderfluid or just indecisive.
-I’m not sure if I’m bigender or just bipolar.
-I’m not sure if I’m genderqueer or just queer.
-I’m not sure if I’m transgender or just really comfortable in my own skin.
