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Introduction
Welcome to Funny No Limit Jokes: The Funniest Jokes You’ll Ever Read. This book is packed with laugh-out-loud jokes that will have you in stitches.
You’ll find jokes about everything from blondes and doctors to animals and old age. So whether you’re looking for a chuckle or a belly laugh, you’re sure to find it here.
So sit back, relax, and enjoy the funniest jokes you’ll ever read!
The Funniest Jokes
If you’re looking for a good laugh, then you’ve come to the right place. These jokes are guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.
Jokes About Animals
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the mosquito cross the road?Why did the mosquito cross the road?
Because he was sick of being killed every time he tried to fly!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did 10 cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes About Food
1. If you’re looking for a way to instantly improve your mood, try eating a banana.
2. I’m not saying that I don’t like the way I look, but I do like the way food tastes a lot better.
3. Sometimes I think about food so much that I forget to actually eat it.
4. I’m not saying that I’m picky about food, but I do have a very particular taste in air.
5. If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. If you want something eaten, ask me.
6. The only time I ever really think about food is when I’m hungry. Otherwise, it’s just kind of there.
7. If love is blind, why is chocolate usually such a good idea?
Jokes About Sports
Here are some jokes about sports that will make you laugh out loud:
-Why does a hockey player wear a tie? Because he doesn’t want to be confused with an economist!
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the field!
-What’s the difference between a tennis player and a failed experiment? A tennis player knows how to serve!
-Why is basketball such a popular sport? Because it requires very little equipment… just a ball and a hoop!
Jokes About School
School can be a tough place, especially for kids who don’t fit in. If you’re looking for a laugh, check out these jokes about school.
-Why did the teacher cross the road?
To get to the other side!
-Why did the student throw his watch out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!
-What’s the best thing about school?
Summer vacation!
Jokes About Parents
Q: What’s the best way to describe it when your parents fight?
A: World War III
Conclusion
Thank you for reading our Funny No Limit Jokes: The Funniest Jokes You’ll Ever Read! We hope you enjoyed the jokes and that you’ll come back for more laughs soon!
