Funny Newspaper Jokes You Might Have Missed

From the editors of the world’s funniest newspaper, The Onion, comes a collection of Funny Newspaper Jokes You Might Have Missed. If you’re looking for a laugh, this is the book for you!

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Joke #1

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

To talk to the other side.

Joke #2

Q: How does a rabbi make coffee?
A: Hebrews it!

Joke #3

Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!

Joke #4

Q: Why is it hard to play charades in the newspaper office?
A: Because there are so many syonyms!

Joke #5

Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!

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