Funny News Jokes You Might Have Missed

Here are some funny news jokes you might have missed. Enjoy a laugh while reading about the latest news.

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The One about the Pope

What do you call a Pope who’s been hit by a car?

A Holy Roman Emperor!

The One about the Priest

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped to offer her a ride, and she accepted.

After a while, the priest started to get suspicious, so he asked her, “Sister, why aren’t you wearing your habit?”

The nun replied, “Well, Father, I’ve been expelled from the order for having sex with one of the other sisters.”

The priest was shocked and said, “I see. Well, maybe there’s a way I can help you. If you listen to my advice and repent for your sins, I’m sure the Mother Superior will take you back.”

The nun thanked the priest and promised to follow his advice.

A few weeks later, the priest saw the nun again and asked her how she was doing.

“Oh, Father,” she said, “I did as you advised and confessed my sins. The Mother Superior was so moved by my repentance that she took me back into the order!”

“That’s great news,” said the priest. “And have you stopped having sex with your fellow sister?”

“Oh yes, Father,” said the nun. “In fact, I’ve never even been tempted.”

“That’s wonderful news!” said the priest. “But tell me, how do you manage to resist temptation?”

The One about the Rabbi

A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, “What is this, some kind of joke?”

The One about the Minister

Recently, a minister told his congregation, “Next week, I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want all of you to read Mark 17.”

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, “Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.”

The One about the Imam

A man goes to his priest, imam, or rabbi and says, “I’ve got a problem. I came home from work yesterday and found my wife in bed with another man.”

The religious leader asks, “Have you tried forgiveness?”

The man replies, “Yes, I’ve tried forgiving her, but it just doesn’t work.”

The religious leader then asks, “Have you tried talking to her about it?”

Again, the man replies, “Yes, I’ve tried talking to her about it, but it just doesn’t work.”

The religious leader then asks, “Well, have you tried praying for her?”

Once again, the man replies, “Yes, I’ve tried praying for her, but it just doesn’t work.”

The religious leader then asks, “Have you tried hitting her over the head with a frying pan?”

The man replied: “I didn’t know that would work!”

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