We’ve rounded up the funniest new jokes of 2016. If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out these gems!
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New Jokes
If you are looking for a good laugh, you have come to the right place. Here are some of the funniest new jokes of 2016. Make sure to share them with your friends.
Jokes about the election
With the 2016 election season finally behind us, there’s no shortage of material for jokes about the candidates and the campaign. Here are a few of our favorites:
Why did Hillary Clinton choose Tim Kaine as her running mate?
Because she needed someone who could hold his own against Donald Trump in a debate!
What’s the difference between Joe Biden and a garage door?
A garage door knows when to stop talking.
How many Clintons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one… but it takes four men to carry her up the staircase!
Jokes about celebrities
There are plenty of jokes about celebrities out there, and some of them are really funny. Here are a few of our favorites:
Why did Justin Bieber cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did Lady Gaga cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did Kanye West cross the road?
Because he thought he was Jesus!
Jokes about current events
When it comes to finding new material, comedians often turn to current events for inspiration. And what a year 2016 was for jokes about current events! From the U.S. presidential election to the Olympics, there was no shortage of new material to work with. Here are some of the funniest jokes about current events that came out this year:
“I’m not saying that 2016 was a bad year, but I did see a headline that said ‘2016 worst year ever.’ And I thought, ‘That’s not fair to 1888.'” – Jimmy Fallon
“We all got a little bit older this year, except for Donald Trump, who stayed the same age. He’s 70.” – Seth Meyers
“How could two dumpster fires have produced so much smoke?” – James Corden on the U.S. presidential election
“I don’t want to say that the Olympics were rigged, but I just read that in Rio they had to use cheat codes.” – Conan O’Brien
Funny Jokes
New jokes for 2016 include clever word play, observations on life, and staff that members of the opposite sex will find attractive. Some are clean, while others are a bit raunchy. But they’re all side-splittingly funny. So why not enjoy a few laughs with the funniest new jokes of 2016.
Jokes that will make you laugh
1. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with.
2. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
3. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that’s a hardware problem.
4. Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
5. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
6. Why did the computer keep sneezing? It had dust in its M-emory!
7. How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!
8. How do you throw a space party? You planet!
9. Want to hear a new voice joke? Sure, how does this sound?
10.Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Jokes that will make you think
We all need a good laugh now and then, but sometimes we want something more. These jokes will make you think, and they might even teach you something new. But most importantly, they will make you laugh.
-How do you catch a cheetah? You tie him to a post!
-How do you keep an ape from swinging? Tie him to two posts!
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!
-Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side!
Jokes that will make you smile
Here are some jokes that will make you smile.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
