Looking for some funny Neptune jokes? Then look no further, because we’ve got plenty of them right here! Whether you’re a fan of the planet Neptune or just looking for some laughs, these jokes are sure to crack you up. So sit back, relax, and enjoy!
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Joke #1
Why did Neptune cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
Joke #2
Why is Neptune so far from the sun?
Because he refused to go to Uranus!
Joke #3
Why is Neptune the coldest planet in the solar system?
Because it has a very late bedtime!
Joke #4
Q. What’s a Roman god’s favorite drink?
A. Neptune tea!
Joke #5
Why did the Neptune cross the road?
To get to the other side of the solar system!
