Looking for some funny Neptune jokes? Then look no further, because we’ve got plenty of them right here! Whether you’re a fan of the planet Neptune or just looking for some laughs, these jokes are sure to crack you up. So sit back, relax, and enjoy!
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Why did Neptune cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
Why is Neptune so far from the sun?
Because he refused to go to Uranus!
Why is Neptune the coldest planet in the solar system?
Because it has a very late bedtime!
Q. What’s a Roman god’s favorite drink?
A. Neptune tea!
Why did the Neptune cross the road?
To get to the other side of the solar system!