Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny Navy gay jokes. From sailors to officers, we’ve got all the best jokes about life in the Navy.
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Jokes about the Navy
What do you call a gay sailor?
A tight ship!
Jokes about Gays
Navy personnel are often the butt of jokes, and gay sailors are no exception. Here are some of the most popular gay Navy jokes:
-What do you call a gay sailor? A fruit fly!
-How do you know if a ship is homosexual? All the plates and cups are pink!
-How can you tell if a Navy ship is gay? All the laundry is starched and ironed!
Jokes about the Navy and Gays
Assuming you are referring to the U.S. Navy, here are a few jokes:
What do you call a gay man in the Navy?
An torped-o!
What do you call a gay man in the Coast Guard?
A life saver!
What’s the difference between a gay man and a submarine?
A submarine comes up for air once in a while!
Jokes about the Navy, Gays, and Lesbians
What do you call a gay man in the Navy?
A submarine!
Jokes about the Navy, Gays, and Transgender
Why did the Navy put a transgender sailor on a submarine?
Because they needed someone who could go deep and come back up again!
What do you call a gay Navy sailor?
An Anchovy!
What do you call a gay Navy officer?
A homophobic!
