Looking for a laugh this Thanksgiving? Check out our collection of funny and naughty Thanksgiving jokes. From dirty jokes to politically incorrect humor, we’ve got something for everyone. Enjoy and Happy Thanksgiving!
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Jokes about turkeys
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the turkey go to the movies?
To see Birdemic!
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side!
What do you call a turkey that doesn’t believe in Christmas?
A non-believer!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a Turkey?
Frosty the Frozen Turkey!
Jokes about family
Q: What do you call a lazy turkey?
A: A gobble-napper!
Q. What will you find in a turkey’s nest?
A. Baby turkeys, of course! But you might also find a chicken or two.
Q. How do baby turkeys stay warm?
A. They put on layer after layer of clothes!
Q. How can you tell if a turkey is Journalist JOKES about family bored?
A. He starts reading the dictionary!
Jokes about food
1.What’s the best way to describe overcooked turkey?
2.How did the Pilgrim’s wife keep her husband from snoring?
3.Why did the turkey cross the road?
4.How many calories are in a bowl of pumpkin pie?
5.How can you tell if a turkey is fresh?
Jokes about football
Why did the chicken go to the football game?
To see the half-time show!
Why did the turkey take a pain reliever before the big game?
Because he didn’t want to get stuffed!
Jokes about Black Friday
Why did the chicken cross the road on Black Friday?
To get to the other side of the mall!
Why did the turkey cross the road on Black Friday?
To get to the other side of the store!
Why did the duck cross the road on Black Friday?
To get to the other side of the pond!
