Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny nap jokes. Guaranteed to keep you awake and laughing.
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Jokes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side! Q: Why did the duck cross the road? A: To get to the other side!
Short jokes
Q. Why did the coffee break up with the tea?
A. They just weren’t on the same cup.
Q. How does a coffee plant show affection?
A. It gives you a hug (espresso).
Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q: Did you hear about the guy who invented instant coffee?
A: He won’t be doing that again any time soon!
Medium jokes
How do you throw a space party? You planet!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
I wanted to grow my own food but I couldn’t get bacon seeds anywhere.
Long jokes
How do you catch a cheetah? You tie him to a post!
Why did the chicken cross the road?To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?To get to the other side!
What’s the best way to describe it when a woman says “She’s not into you” ? She told you she wasn’t the type to watch pre-school shows.
Puns
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! This hilarious joke is just one of the many hilarious puns that will keep you awake during your nap. Puns are a great way to keep your mind sharp and alert, and they can also be a lot of fun.
Short puns
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two tired!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
Medium puns
What did the coffee say to the coffee filter?
I’m percolating, but I’ll be filtered soon!
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Someone stole my grinds!
Why was the coffee so nervous?
Because he had beans about everything!
Why was the coffee loving couple arguing?
Because they couldn’t see eye to eye!
Long puns
Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the party? Because he was tahini tired.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
Did you hear about that new restauraunt called Karma? There’s no menu, you get what you deserve.
Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything!
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
I tried to catch some fog yesterday, mist.
Riddles
Short riddles
What has one bee at one end and five bees at the other?
A bee-line!
What kind of bee makes honey?
A honey bee!
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
The bees’ room!
How did the bee feel when he broke up with his girlfriend?
Waspish!
Medium riddles
What has a head but no body, a bed but no sleep, a mouth but no voice?
-A river
Long riddles
What has a tongue but can’t taste?
A shoe!
What has a head but no body?
A coin!
