Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny nacho jokes! From cheesy one-liners to clever puns, we’ve got jokes to make you smile.
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Jokes
Why did the nacho cross the road? To get to the other side! This may not be the best joke in the world, but it will certainly make you smile. If you’re looking for some more nacho-related humor, look no further than this list of jokes. From cheesy puns to play on words, these jokes will have you laughing in no time.
Nacho average jokes
Q: How does a snowman get to work?
A: By icicle!
Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Queso much fun
Why did the nacho cheese cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the nacho go out with the spicy salsa?
Because she was hot!
How do you catch a nacho?
You tie him to a post!
I nacholot of these
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
FILE – In this Thursday, Feb. 9, 2017 photo, a woman walks past Taco Bell restaurant in Miami. Yum Brands Inc. reports earnings, Friday, May 5, 2017.(AP Photo/Wilfredo Lee) (Wilfredo Lee/AP)
What’s a chicken’s favorite food?
NACHOS!!!
Puns
I’m not going to “cheese” you, these are some really “funny” nacho jokes. I guarantee that you’ll be “grinning” from ear to “ear” after reading these. So without further “ado,” let’s get into it.
Cheddar have a good time
Whether you’re looking for a laugh or simply want to add some fun to your nacho night, these cheddar have a good time jokes are sure to please.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
That’s just nacho cheese
Nacho cheese is a food item that is often enjoyed by people of all ages. It is a type of cheese that is melted and served with tortilla chips or other food items. Nacho cheese jokes are a great way to make someone smile, especially if they are having a bad day.
1.Why did the nacho cross the road?
To get to the other side!
2.Why did the nacho go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t feeling cheesy!
3.Why did the nacho take a break from watching Netflix?
Because he needed to chips!
4.Why did the nacho open a restaurant?
Because he wanted to share his cheesy goodness with the world!
5.Why did the nacho get fired from his job?
Because he couldn’t stop saying “cheese”!
I’m nacho ordinary person
I’m nacho ordinary person. I’m extra cheesy and full of flavor.
One-Liners
I love nachos. I could definitely eat nachos every day. In fact, I might just do that. But, I also love making people laugh. And what better way to make someone laugh than with a nacho joke?
I’m not saying that I don’t like nachos, I’m just saying that I don’t like them as much as I like you.
I’m not saying that I don’t like nachos, I’m just saying that I don’t like them as much as I like you.
You might not be my first nacho, but you’re definitely my last.
We go together like nachos and beer.
Some people are worth melting for.
I love you more than I love nachos. And that’s saying a lot because I really love nachos.
Nacho business until we’re married!
I’m not addicted to nachos, we just have a committed relationship.
I’m not addicted to nachos, we just have a committed relationship.
I’m not saying that I don’t like nachos, I’m just saying that if I did, I would definitely tell you.
Nachos are like a hug in food form.
Nachos are what happiness tastes like.
I asked for extra cheese on my nachos because I’m extra cheesy.
I asked my Mexican friend if he liked nachos. He said “No, I prefer tacos.”
I asked my Mexican friend if he liked nachos. He said “No, I prefer tacos.”
