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Introduction
Hi, I’m Funny Mystic Got Jokes, the best of the best when it comes to funny mystic jokes. Here you’ll find my greatest hits, so sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh.
The Best of the Best
Here are the best of the best jokes from Funny Mystic Got Jokes. This list has been compiled from the top-rated jokes on the site. These are the jokes that have made our readers laugh the most.
The top ten jokes of the year
The following is a list of the top ten jokes of the year, as voted on by the members of Funny Mystic Got Jokes. In order to be eligible, a joke must have been written in the past year and must have received at least five votes from members.
1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
2. How do you catch a cheetah? You tie him to a post!
3. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
4. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
5. How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!
6. How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it!
7. Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the dark side!
8.Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side!
9.Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to your blood!
10.Why did Donald Trump cross the road? So he could build a wall and keep Mexicans out!
The top five clean jokes of the year
Here are the five clean jokes that got the most laughs from Mystic Got Jokes fans this year:
1. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
3. How do you catch a cheetah? You tie him to a post!
4. Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side.
5. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
The top five dirty jokes of the year
1.Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything
2.Why did the gym close down?
It just didn’t work out!
3.You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at
4.Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they are easy to see through
5.Why don’t skeletons ever go out on dates?
Because they don’t have any guts
Conclusion
We hope you’ve enjoyed this selection of the best jokes from Funny Mystic Got Jokes: The Best of the Best. If you’re looking for more laughs, be sure to check out the rest of the series. Until next time, keep on laughing!
