We all know that mustangs are serious business. But that doesn’t mean they can’t be funny too! Check out these funny mustang jokes that will have you laughing out loud.
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Jokes
I was looking for my car keys the other day and I found them in the freezer. I asked my wife why they were there and she said, “I was looking for ice cream and they were the only thing in the freezer!”
Mustang jokes for car enthusiasts
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Mustang!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Shelby GT500!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Ford Mustang!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to his Mustang GT350R!
Jokes about driving a Mustang
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes about Mustang owners
Why did the Mustang owner cross the road?
To get to the other side of the horsepower!
Why are Mustang owners so bad at math?
Because they can’t do numbers higher than eight!
How did the Mustang owner die?
He drove off a cliff – everyone knowsMustangs can’t fly!
More Jokes
A man goes to a Ford dealership and says, “I’d like to buy a Mustang, please.” The salesman asks, “What color would you like?” The man says, “I don’t care, as long as it’s black.”
Jokes about racing a Mustang
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Mustang.
Why did the Mustang cross the road?
To get to the other side of the chicken.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Mustang.
Jokes about working on a Mustang
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Mustang you’re working on.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Mustang you’re working on.
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Mustang you’re working on.
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed up and put in a smoothie, he wanted to see what a V8 engine sounded like.
Jokes about the Mustang’s history
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Mustang!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Mustang!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Mustang!
How many Mustangs does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes four tires, an engine, and a whole lot of horsepower!
